{"id":1900,"date":"2016-08-17T21:06:57","date_gmt":"2016-08-17T20:06:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/?p=1900"},"modified":"2016-08-21T10:24:00","modified_gmt":"2016-08-21T09:24:00","slug":"kuehe-im-garten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/?p=1900","title":{"rendered":"K\u00fche im Garten &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; wollte ich immer schon haben.<br \/>\nAber eigentlich wollte ich heute gem\u00fctlich Papierkram erledigen, w\u00e4hrend Outlander im Hintergrund im Fernsehen l\u00e4uft. Pustekuchen: so gegen 21 Uhr rief Micha an und sagte: &#8222;Schau mal in unseren Garten. Da stehen K\u00fche drin.&#8220;<br \/>\nNe, ist klar&#8230;&#8230; Er hatte recht: die K\u00fche von Carsten grasten fr\u00f6hlich in unserem Garten und genossen ihre Freiheit.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-1900 gallery-columns-5 gallery-size-medium gallery1'><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n\/\/ <![CDATA[\r\n\tjQuery(document).ready(function () {\r\n\t\tjQuery(\".gallery1 a\").attr(\"rel\",\"gallery1\");\t\r\n\t\tjQuery('a[rel=\"gallery1\"]').colorbox({maxWidth:\"95%\", maxHeight:\"95%\",title: function(){ return jQuery(this).children().attr(\"alt\"); },  transition:'fade', slideshow:true});\r\n\t});\r\n\/\/ ]]>\r\n<\/script>\n<figure class=\"gallery-item\">\n<div class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/P1150140.jpg\" title=\"\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/P1150140-300x115.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"115\" 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Micha kam von unten herangefahren und hielt die &#8222;Rocker&#8220; davon ab, abzuhauen, was die Jugend aber dazu bewog sich gen Kleinsporkert in Bewegung zu setzen. Ein netter Radfahrer half uns, 4 K\u00fche davon abzuhalten, den Berg raufzulaufen. Inzwischen war Carsten mit Helfern dabei, den Gro\u00dfteil der Bande wieder einzupferchen. Dann trieben wir die restlichen Muhkuhs auch noch Richtung Weide und den Rest \u00fcbernahm dann Carsten.<br \/>\nUnd das alles unter einem sch\u00f6nen Vollmond:<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-2' class='gallery galleryid-1900 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-medium gallery1'><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n\/\/ <![CDATA[\r\n\tjQuery(document).ready(function () {\r\n\t\tjQuery(\".gallery1 a\").attr(\"rel\",\"gallery1\");\t\r\n\t\tjQuery('a[rel=\"gallery1\"]').colorbox({maxWidth:\"95%\", maxHeight:\"95%\",title: function(){ return jQuery(this).children().attr(\"alt\"); },  transition:'fade', slideshow:true});\r\n\t});\r\n\/\/ ]]>\r\n<\/script>\n<figure class=\"gallery-item\">\n<div class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/P1150147.jpg\" title=\"\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/P1150147-300x169.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/div><\/figure><figure class=\"gallery-item\">\n<div class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/P1150148.jpg\" title=\"\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/P1150148-300x169.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/div><\/figure><figure class=\"gallery-item\">\n<div class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/P1150155.jpg\" title=\"\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/P1150155-300x169.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/div><\/figure>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\n<br \/>\nWas f\u00fcr ein lustiger Abend.<\/p>\n<p>PS: mein Gatte hat mich &#8211; zum wiederholten Male &#8211; darauf aufmerksam gemacht, dass es sich bei den Tierchen um RINDER und nicht um K\u00fche handelt&#8230;.<br \/>\nIch finde K\u00dcHE h\u00f6rt sich netter an \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; wollte ich immer schon haben. Aber eigentlich wollte ich heute gem\u00fctlich Papierkram erledigen, w\u00e4hrend Outlander im Hintergrund im Fernsehen l\u00e4uft. Pustekuchen: so gegen 21 Uhr rief Micha an und sagte: &#8222;Schau mal in unseren Garten. Da stehen K\u00fche drin.&#8220; Ne, ist klar&#8230;&#8230; Er hatte recht: die K\u00fche von Carsten grasten fr\u00f6hlich in unserem Garten &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/?p=1900\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eK\u00fche im Garten &#8230;\u201c <\/span>weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,30,25,37],"tags":[38,27,60,33],"class_list":["post-1900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-draussen","category-freunde","category-garten","category-nachbarstiere","tag-nachbarstiere","tag-freunde","tag-kuehe","tag-spass"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1900"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1900\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1923,"href":"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1900\/revisions\/1923"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}