{"id":6813,"date":"2019-04-13T20:23:04","date_gmt":"2019-04-13T19:23:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/?p=6813"},"modified":"2019-04-20T10:31:53","modified_gmt":"2019-04-20T09:31:53","slug":"gruenzeug-massaker-mal-wieder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/?p=6813","title":{"rendered":"Gr\u00fcnzeug-Massaker (mal wieder&#8230;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Und dann hat man endlich alle umgefallenen B\u00e4ume zers\u00e4gt und weggeschafft, dass Holz-Kleinzeug eingesammelt und entweder zum Zaunbau verwendet oder f\u00fcrs Osterfeuer weggefahren und schon sorgen neue Regenf\u00e4lle und kr\u00e4ftige B\u00f6en f\u00fcr Nachschub.<\/p>\n<p>Derweil Micha sich mit dem Holz vergn\u00fcgt, f\u00fchre ich lange &#8222;Diskussionen&#8220; mit unserem Efeu &#8211; und als ihm keine Argumente mehr einfielen, lie\u00df er sich &#8211; unter Gewalt &#8211; von der Garagenwand l\u00f6sen: und tsch\u00fc\u00df, deine Verwandtschaft vom Stall folgt dir bald \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Und dann sorgte der April daf\u00fcr, dass es ein nettes Arbeiten wurde:<br \/>\nwarm, Sonne und Schneefall &#8211; der April macht was er will \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-6813 gallery-columns-4 gallery-size-medium gallery1'><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n\/\/ <![CDATA[\r\n\tjQuery(document).ready(function () {\r\n\t\tjQuery(\".gallery1 a\").attr(\"rel\",\"gallery1\");\t\r\n\t\tjQuery('a[rel=\"gallery1\"]').colorbox({maxWidth:\"95%\", maxHeight:\"95%\",title: function(){ return jQuery(this).children().attr(\"alt\"); },  transition:'fade', slideshow:true});\r\n\t});\r\n\/\/ ]]>\r\n<\/script>\n<figure class=\"gallery-item\">\n<div class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/ATDQ6614.jpg\" title=\"\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/ATDQ6614-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/div><\/figure><figure class=\"gallery-item\">\n<div class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/BVDD4490.jpg\" title=\"\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/BVDD4490-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/div><\/figure><figure class=\"gallery-item\">\n<div class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IXIN9549.jpg\" title=\"\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IXIN9549-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/div><\/figure><figure class=\"gallery-item\">\n<div class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/MUIX3227.jpg\" title=\"\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/MUIX3227-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/div><\/figure><figure class=\"gallery-item\">\n<div class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/NBAO6045.jpg\" title=\"\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/NBAO6045-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/div><\/figure><figure class=\"gallery-item\">\n<div class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/PYUV9903.jpg\" title=\"\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/PYUV9903-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/div><\/figure><figure class=\"gallery-item\">\n<div class=\"gallery-icon\">\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/TPEE6959.jpg\" title=\"\" rel=\"gallery1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/kleinbeek.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/TPEE6959-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\r\n<\/div><\/figure>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Und dann hat man endlich alle umgefallenen B\u00e4ume zers\u00e4gt und weggeschafft, dass Holz-Kleinzeug eingesammelt und entweder zum Zaunbau verwendet oder f\u00fcrs Osterfeuer weggefahren und schon sorgen neue Regenf\u00e4lle und kr\u00e4ftige B\u00f6en f\u00fcr Nachschub. 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